Good christ, this is rather awesome. I love these little forays down the bizarre (because really, with Tony Stark, nothing's too bizarre). As always, rich texture and vivid images. And so very young, non-geek, worldly Tony. (And especially yea for blowing up half a trucking depot!)

and he crosses his arms and tries to eye-fuck the wind

Okay, I love this so much it hurts. LOVE this!