I think you just killed obsession_inc and I - we were both on chat when this came up. And what I just said was: I don't know how you do this kind of thing so well, and still manage to break my heart.

Because that is some twisted shit. Twisted and gorgeous and ... ouch.

This:
"I'm going to be spending the next three months saving your helicopter and our ass. The least you could do is give me a fucking footrub."

came out in my head in RDJ' svoice, no lie.

and this: "That's how adults solve problems," Obadiah says, right as Pepper comes into the room, shortly after which Pepper notices that a) the curtains are drawn and b) Tony isn't wearing his tie anymore.

is all kinds of wrong. And exactly what Obadiah would say.