I have had that fic in my head ALL MORNING. All morning. My current detail to obsessively go over and over and over in squealing glee: yes, Tony Fucking Stark will settle for wearing Armani if Strenesse is not available. Because when you're as rich and self-obsessed as Tony Fucking Stark, you don't wear Armani. Armani wears you. Murakami screens your face on one side of a YSL bag and La Lohan's face on the other and puts it in MOCA.
Re: TONY STARKS WON THE OSCAR, Y'ALL.
I have had that fic in my head ALL MORNING. All morning. My current detail to obsessively go over and over and over in squealing glee: yes, Tony Fucking Stark will settle for wearing Armani if Strenesse is not available. Because when you're as rich and self-obsessed as Tony Fucking Stark, you don't wear Armani. Armani wears you. Murakami screens your face on one side of a YSL bag and La Lohan's face on the other and puts it in MOCA.
*weeping with love*