Blame the parents for helping me fulfill every Jewish stereotype EVER. Just be glad you don't get to see me nebbishly push up my glasses and whine.
DO YOU KNOW HOW BEREFT I FELT TODAY?
YES. OH GOD YES. My LJ Comment filter in gmail just looked WRONG all unbolded and empty. I don't know how I'm going to go back to Dafna B.D.T. (Before Doom Thread, naturally)
THE LENGTH OF TIHS COMMENT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LACK OF VITAMIN IRON MAN SPAM.
AHAHAHAHAAHA. Oh jesus, the guy in the mail room is giving me the EYE.
Speaking of mailroom, the reporters sometimes drop off their unwanted swag on my desk because they know I like free stuff like a cliche, and I came back from the restroom to a fake certificate of birth to Hulk's baby. It's got the birth weight and everything.
I'VE GOT A DC PIN PEOPLE. I COULD GIVE A RATS ASS THAT HULK IS A BABY DADDY.
Re: or wannabe players, anyway
Blame the parents for helping me fulfill every Jewish stereotype EVER. Just be glad you don't get to see me nebbishly push up my glasses and whine.
DO YOU KNOW HOW BEREFT I FELT TODAY?
YES. OH GOD YES. My LJ Comment filter in gmail just looked WRONG all unbolded and empty. I don't know how I'm going to go back to Dafna B.D.T. (Before Doom Thread, naturally)
THE LENGTH OF TIHS COMMENT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LACK OF VITAMIN IRON MAN SPAM.
AHAHAHAHAAHA. Oh jesus, the guy in the mail room is giving me the EYE.
Speaking of mailroom, the reporters sometimes drop off their unwanted swag on my desk because they know I like free stuff like a cliche, and I came back from the restroom to a fake certificate of birth to Hulk's baby. It's got the birth weight and everything.
I'VE GOT A DC PIN PEOPLE. I COULD GIVE A RATS ASS THAT HULK IS A BABY DADDY.