quigonejinn: (im - underage drinking!)
99 Problems
Hugo covering Jay-Z covering Iron Man and Iron Man 2
M4V container, watchable in VLC
16.4 MB or so.

This was mostly an excuse to watch my favorite parts of Iron Man avec ladies (Christine! Pepper! More Christine! More Pepper!) and my favorite parts of Iron Man 2 avec ladies (Maria! Black Widow! Alas, no more Maria, but lots and lots more of Black Widow!), and enjoyable bits avec gentlemen (Tony being secretly emo! Tony being openly emo! OBADIAH THE CREEPER! HAPPY PUNCHING THINGS AND BEING LESS AWESOME AT IT THAN BLACK WIDOW BUT ALMOST AS ADORABLE!) Really, though. Let's be honest. Everybody is less awesome than Christine, Pepper, Black Widow, and Maria.

Except maybe Rhodey? Possibly Rhodey.
quigonejinn: (im - very steady hands)
Pursuit of Happiness

16 MB
Kid Cudi, Tony Stark, both movies.


I cannot even fucking tell you the amount of difficulty I've had wrestling this #*%)(@#*&$@# vid in and out of various encoders. Something about Windows 7 fucks up all of my trusty and reliables, so I, uh, ended up pretty much using the stupid fucking bloatware DivX encoder to do it. !@*@&$)(*&#.
quigonejinn: (im - the knife your back)
Save Our Souls
Tom Waits, Tony Stark, and lots of voice processing.
45MB.
Yeah, it's a cover by M.I.A. and Blaqstarr of a Tom Waits song, but no, wait, it isn't just any Waits song. In fact, it's "Way Down in the Hole," the theme song to the greatest show ever broadcast on American television, and since this is M.I.A. and Blaqstarr, it is fucking awesome and tech'd out and. Just. I screamed and cried and almost fainted. Tony Stark, devils, and Obadiah Stane.

Music track here.
quigonejinn: (im - fortune 100 motherfucker)
Riverwide.

Iron Man and Generation Kill set to Kris Delmhorst.
Tony Stark fails at problem solving.
XviD, 30MB
Disturbing content warning because hey, (non-spoilery) footage from episodes 1 and 2 of Generation Kill, a fictional miniseries about the very real 1st Reconnaissance Battalion of the US Marines, and HBO and the guys who did The Wire put it together. So yeah, messed up stuff that isn't just my attempts at muxing cam footage together with HDTV gorgeousness. (!*#)@(#.
quigonejinn: (im - technologic)
Detox (Amy Winehouse v. Britney Spears v. Tony Stark)

King of Pants mashup set to Iron Man.
Tony won't go to rehab.
18MB, XviD or play in VLC
Put together last night before writing the fic of totally retarded Pepper/Obadiah Hivemind crack and this morning after waking up. And yeah, same similar in theme to Freedom Hangs Like Heaven, but with less banjo and more um. Synthesizer? Appearances on the cover of US magazine?
quigonejinn: (im - the knife your back)
I'm Afraid of Americans.

Iron Man set to David Bowie and NIN.
Tony, Obadiah, and a whole lot of power issues.
Xvid, 30MB

95% put together last night between 10PM and 2AM after wrapping up the transition cleanup on the Iron Man - Lucifer video. I loved the song in college, but hadn't thought about it in years until [livejournal.com profile] billytaylor listed it in the music field of a post. This isn't Tony/Obadiah in the sense that of "hay guys, let's splice in gay porn without heads or something," but when one of the main characters of a vid is as touch-feely as Obadiah is and when the vid is also set to a NIN production with David Bowie? Yeah. It's hard to avoid, so one of the alternate titles for this was "Tony Stark and the Pantload of Wrong." The other is in the credits.

Anybody who laughs at the line re: combing and hair gets a knuckle goddamn sandwich, by the way.
quigonejinn: (im - fortune 100 motherfucker)
God's Gonna Cut You Down.

Iron Man on a Johnny Cash mission. Rick Rubin produces.
XVid, 25MB.
[livejournal.com profile] shoiryu pointed me to this version of the song back in the day for Papa Winchester, but ever since that DOOMTHREAD-PRIME conversation about how post-movie Tony still sees the world as black and white, with-me-or-against-me in essentially the same way as he did at the beginning of the movie, though with the lines of good and bad redrawn a bit, this has been obsessively in my head as the song for post-Afghanistan Tony.

So yeah, a vid about Tony Stark's little proto-soul and, uh, not much more nuanced worldview. More than any of the other vids, it baaaadly needs recutting once the DVD is out, but OMG IT IS DONE NOW IT IS DONE.
quigonejinn: (im - chick under each wing)
Very easy: Falling in love with Iron Man, the Religious Experience.
Easy: Making a vid of Iron Man to rap-meets-dance-techno-disco-thingy-with-robots.
Hard: Making a vid of Iron Man to banjos and emo folk.
Hardest: Not strangling the woman who was talking through Iron Man and making sarcastic, insulting remarks about how she didn't want to see RDJ pull tubes out of his nose. Shut up, I do.

UNBELIEVABLY CHRISTINGLY, FUCK-A-DUCK DIFFICULT: MAKING A VID TO FUCKING JOHNNY CASH. YOU'D THINK THAT THIS WOULD BE LIKE FALLING OUT OF BED EASY. TONY STARK IS ON A MISSION. GOD SAYS SO. BUT NO. I CANNOT GET BEYOND THE FIRST FIFTY SECONDS OR SO AND THE LAST FORTY SECONDS. THE SONG IS ONLY TWO MINUTES THIRTY-ODD.

...

So, yes, have this instead (13MB, Xvid, reaaaaaaally shitty encode). It's probably funny only to, you know. Me. But it's been a long day, and remember when I was warning you, [livejournal.com profile] dafnap and [livejournal.com profile] gabby_silang, not to encourage me? Indeed.

(And yes, it's supposed to cut out at about a minute. I still had another joke about Obie and the pizza box, but I realized that the abomination should just be put out of its misery. Any sentiment that I am high-minded or intellectual should be put to rest after this, too.)
quigonejinn: (im - fortune 100 motherfucker)
Stronger (Harder, Better, Faster)

Tony Stark set to Kanye West and Daft Punk
XVid, 35MB
The song is on my default playlist, and last week, in the throes of full-blown fandom crazy, I started obsessing about what a fantastic track this would make for an Iron Man vid. And then one of the DOOMTHREADS -- it is 4:30AM, and I am too brainfried to figure out where, even with Gmail's halfway decent search engine -- somebody mentioned wanting to see it. And uh. I was too tired to write tonight, so here! HAVE MY OBSESSION.

Started at 10PM or so of Friday night, finished around 4AM of Saturday morning. Not much in the way of movie-independent storytelling, which is probably why it came together so easily. It usually takes me about eight hours per minute, but I banged this together in way, way under that. Think more like a 5:20 recap of the movie than anything else.
quigonejinn: (im - we were young)
Freedom Hangs Like Heaven.

Iron Man set to Iron and Wine.
20MB, XviD or play in VLC

I'm going to end up recutting this when the DVD comes up because right now, there's this CERTAIN SCENE where SOME FUCKING DOUCHEBAG decides to HANG HIS FUCKING HAND off the side of the CAMERA and then some other asshole walks across andf;lkjgdf. I couldn't figure out a way to cut around it, so that scene sucks. And there's one bit where Rhodey is a talking head, but I figured that I've wasted a week of my life already on this.

So yes. Iron Man and Iron and Wine with Calexico production. And just ignore the fact that they use the wrong reign/reins on that Forbes cover. XD

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