quigonejinn: (hornblower - cupid's goddamn darts)
Provisos to anybody reading this: this is eight thousand seven hundred and seventy two words of out-in-left field sequel to a twenty thousand word crackfic that . . . hasn't been written and was supposed to be a retelling of Lieutenant Hornblower. But um. Set in the context of an American university's football program. Shut up. I recognize that it's OOC. I recognize that I just have a kink for rampant gay sex.

All the good ideas, such as they are in this, are from [livejournal.com profile] iansmomesq.

you choke; you learn. )
quigonejinn: (Default)
The idea was first suggested to me by [livejournal.com profile] rabican, who leadeth me to crack water. And [livejournal.com profile] two_if_by_sea maketh me drink the crack water.

CRACK AHOY. YOU ARE WARNED. AVERT YOUR EYES. NO I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT KIND OF CRACK THIS IS, BUT IT IS KIND OF LIKE THAT FIC WITH THE, UM, JEDI )

Semper.

Aug. 2nd, 2006 02:39 pm
quigonejinn: (hornblower - the one we lost)
A few notes:
1. This is really goddamn long.

2. It's still not quite long enough. I'm not satisfied with this at all, and I think that to really get things laid out properly, have a nice narrative arch that, you know, keeps things from being retarded, I'd have to write a 100,000 word novel. I lack either the time or the talent for that. Plus, there be some growin' up I need to do if I want to really write this story the way that it should be written.

3. I don't think that male/male sex necessarily requires one guy to act like a chick. I have no guarantees that Horatio Hornblower being, in many respects, your average American dude unversed in gender and sex theory, does not.

4. While I did a decent amount of research for this -- a lot of time on Google, four books, reading every @(#)*@ article on Wiki -- it's not going to ring true for people who actually, um, know about stuff. You'll just have to suspend your disbelief, OK? Or better yet, just not read this.
Book Horatio Hornblower and Company as 20th century US Marines. Crack levels: LEEEETHAL. NC-17, HH/WB, HH/Barbara. )

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] iansmomesq for the original idea and for generous enough to let me play with it. Thanks, too, to [livejournal.com profile] black_hound and [livejournal.com profile] babel for hand holding. I SWEAR MY NEXT FIC WILL NOT SUCK LIKE THIS.

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